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I’ll do this David Letterman style and count them down starting from 10…

10. You’ve managed to attract thousands of followers on Twitter and you’ve scaled back to only follow 25

9. Your iPhone purchase is breaking news

8. Your FriendFeed “Me” page looks the same as your FriendFeed “Friends” page

7. People on the street don’t recognize you, but everyone at the internet parties wants face time with you

6. Even your two word tweets get replies

5. Loren Feldman decides your puppet worthy

4. You’re real-life friends include Michael Arrington, Robert Scoble, or Violet Blue

3. You’ve been parodied on South Park

2. Mark Cuban wants to invest in your next startup

1. More than 10 people actually watch your Qik videos


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  • Awesome. I'm safe so far. ;-)

    Thanks for the smile.
  • @chisbaskind glad I could make you smile :)...I really needed a laugh today, hence the idea for this post
  • ah, that tickled. Clever.
  • fusedlogic
    Yeah, that's not me, but Steven Rubel says it's him to a "T." But Steven's not on Guy Kawasaki's Alltop "ego" list...so maybe he's mistaken...
  • Cool Beans! Don't worry folks.. I'd recognize you on the streets!
  • LOL - my wife keeps saying to me: "You're famous...[pause]...on the Internet. Glad to have you confirm it's not yet true!
  • Ha! am so NOT famous
  • so how many out of those 10 do you need to make the internet famous mark?
  • David Letterman and the 1980s called. They want their idea back.
  • I swear, I'm so famous I can barely leave my house. It's ridiculous. Leave me alone people. No I won't sign that. Fine, just one picture, then will you go away? No, I won't introduce you to Scoble. OK, OK, I'll tell Guy Kawasaki that that girl who waved at him at the Web 2.0 conference said to say hi. Sheesh.
  • I like #2.
  • Love it.
  • I think we can add one more to the list. You've decided to give up blogging and communicate via an email list.
  • People actually miss it when you don't Tweet for a day or two.

    Nice list. Really made me smile (especially the bit about iPhone purchase news).
  • Nope

    no worries here!

    Best Wishes

    Chris
  • I am not famous in the world.

    Best wishes.
  • #9... almost? lawl :/
  • So famous I can barely leave my house. It's ridiculous. Leave me alone people. No I won't sign that. Fine, just one picture, then will you go away? No, I won't introduce you to Scoble.
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